cunt badger
a c-nt badger,a badger which lives in a c-nt
the c-nt badger is rare species of badger which is not talked about often due to the huge contorversy surrounding them. once lodged inside ones c-nt, a c-nt badger is notoriously hard to remove. normally by g-ssing or by poison.
c-nt badgers are famed for there p-ssionate defense of their homes weilding sharp claws and its teeth to attack anything deemed predatory to its c-nt. often men have lost their entire p-n-s to a c-nt badger while trying to commit s-xual acts. c-nt badgers often retaliate violently to the use of tampons
a c-nt badger has beneficial traits not often talked about once lodged inside a c-nt it will begin a gruelling cleaning operation leaving ones c-nt freash and clean.
“you sir…are a c-nt badger” as a insult
“argh i’ve got a c-nt badger” as a medical complaint
“c-nt badgers!!!” a cry of desperation
a polite way of calling someone a c-nt. using this word will not offend due to it being impossible to call someone it with a straight face.
dammit chris your such a c-nt badger…
a viciously mean person or animal.
holy sh-t, that lunch lady was meaner than a c-nt badger!
a c-nt badger,a badger which lives in a c-nt
the c-nt badger is rare species of badger which is not talked about often due to the huge contorversy surrounding them. once lodged inside ones c-nt, a c-nt badger is notoriously hard to remove. normally by g-ssing or by poison.
c-nt badgers are famed for there p-ssionate defense of their homes weilding sharp claws and its teeth to attack anything deemed predatory to its c-nt. often men have lost their entire p-n-s to a c-nt badger while trying to commit s-xual acts. c-nt badgers often retaliate violently to the use of tampons
a c-nt badger has beneficial traits not often talked about once lodged inside a c-nt it will begin a gruelling cleaning operation leaving ones c-nt freash and clean.
“you sir…are a c-nt badger” as a insult
“argh i’ve got a c-nt badger” as a medical complaint
“c-nt badgers!!!” a cry of desperation
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