cunt bucket

a great saying used by people who rule
your being such a c-nt bucket
(1) a car marketed to and driven by a woman.
(2) an suv going annoyingly slow in a parking lot.
there goes frank driving around in his wife’s c-nt bucket.
a term used for filthy lying, cheating frat guys who think they’re the cat’s meow! refers only to the lowest of the low and is the most insulting term one can be called. usually refers to an -sshole who cheats on his amazingly sweet girlfriend and who will most like get away with it forever.
“robert is such a c-ntbucket! he’s been cheating on his girlfriend for years and never plans on telling her!”
are you tired of carrying around that purse filled with countless useless, shallow earthly possessions? are your inferior female arms too weak and puny to support stereotypically-female items like makeup and lipstick, insulting the intelligent men who designed them specifically for your special limitations? enter c-ntbucket ™, the new storage device tailored specifically to women. since time immemorial, the v-g-n- has been the most useless aspect of a woman, contributing to nothing but the miracle of childbirth and simple physical carnal pleasures. finally, science has found a use for it. c-ntbucket ™ attaches securely to the v-g-n- using our patented holehold (r) technology. the presence of c-ntbucket ™ also helps correct the natural positioning of your legs, ensuring that they are always open. so what are you waiting for? politely request that your husband call 1800-flapbin today, and start a better life. ask for tim. if he’s not there, leave a message with the woman that answers, containing your phone number and the phrase “buckets of fun”. do not mention c-ntbucket ™ to this woman. she’ll kill me.
jill: ah, i see you got yourself a c-ntbucket ™. it looks nice.
fernanda: yeah it’s really coming in handy. i save a lot of money on tampons. by the way, why did you spell out the “left bracket, tee, em, right bracket”? that’s a bit weird, man.
jill: why do you always have to question everything i do? g-d, you always do this.
fernanda: i was just curious. it’s a bit strange is all.
jill: sure, like you having a f-cking bucket attached to your v-g-n- isn’t strange!!
fernanda: you said you liked it. what else have you lied to me about?
jill: …

let’s just finish the race, okay? why are we even talking about this while competing in a rally championship?
(1)a word used when refering to idiots
that f-ckin c-nt bucket just stole my parking spot!
big saggy vag, a real wizards sleeve.
she has a c-nt bucket
someone who is annouying
oh just f-ck off you c-ntbucket.