cunt clown
noun: a guy who becomes completely uncollected, unrecognizable to his friends and just plain dopey while in the presence of mind numbingly beautiful girls.
verb: (c-nt clowning) the afore mentioned guy in the process of making a total -ss of himself as engaged in the futile pursuit of a girl so amazing it hurts to look at her. usually while simultaneously ignoring his friends.
1. freddy is such a ridiculous c-nt clown when he goes clubbing! last time we were here he got shut down every time; those broads were way out of his league.
2. (a) where did that -sshole freddy go, he’s
sponsoring this f-cking round!
(b) see that goddess at the end of the bar?
(a) yeah?
(b) he’s over there c-nt clowning again. yep,
he fancies himself quite a swordsman.
(a) g-d, what an -sshole.
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