cunt grease
(n.) a really thick mixture, somewhere between cream cheese frosting (possibly french onion dip) and axle grease in consistency and brownish in color, produced in the nether regions of an unhygienic and/ or promiscuous woman’s v-g-n-. frequently only discovered after intercourse and found to be coating your surely-now-diseased p-ck-r. reportedly this substance smells much like b-ss pro shops’ “uncle bucks” catfish bait.
i’ll never forget that first night with jennifer. it would have been romantic if i hadn’t woken up to my face and p-n-s slathered in her smelly c-nt grease. it smelled like dead walrus and took two bottles of axe bodywash to get the stuff off of me!
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