cunt inlaw
most guys that get married get a mother inlaw, but other less fortunate fella’s get a c-nt inlaw. no matter what these poor slobs do to appease the old bat its never good enough and the nosey b-tch is always trying to break up a happy couple. c-nt inlaws problems most often stem from being jealous of their own daughters having a better marriage than they do.
one day an average joe surprises his coworkers by actually going out with them for drinks after work. one of them ask him whats the occasion and the response is, “i called my sweety and found out the c-nt inlaw stopped by for another unannounced visit.”
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