Cunt Melon
a person who has opportunities to get with girls but never does
daniel is a c-nt melon…he is an attractive guy no h-m-, but he took this one girl on the beach for 2 hours and ended up doing nothing
somebody who won’t get off your -ss, but still doesn’t know what they’re talking about.
“man, my dad is such a c-nt melon.”
“hahahahahaha”
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