Cunt Rug
a beautifully crafted yet rather stylish rug decorated with the finest cloth and st-tching. ideal for the modern, hetros-xual man.
usually found, sold in some off beat store, in a dirty, dingy and very dated shoppping mall…… (bargate shopping mall).
person a: “oh, hey, nice rug!”
person b: “yeah, got it down at the bargate shopping mall today actually”
person a: “nice!”
person: “yeah… it’s my c-nt rug! it’ll see plenty of ‘shire gammon…”
1. a v-g-n- with a bush.
2. a middle eastern woman.
craig burton sheaffer just f-cked some girl with a m-ssive c-nt rug. lol :d
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