cunt slapper
a joke that is even funnier then a knee slapper. usually a s-xual joke. it is so funny that in order to handle it you must slap your own c-nt!
that joke was a real c-nt slapper, i laughed my p-ssy off
a female who m-st-rb-t-s. ie. (slapping her c-nt). could be considered the female counterpart to a w-nker. its even more humorous to call your friend a “c-ntslapper” than a “w-nker” because it also implies that he’s a female, and has a c-nt that he enjoys slapping.
“hey joe, you c-ntslapper! get in the car before we leave you behind!”
person 1: “we had the week off of school, and the coaches still made us come to practice the whole week”
person 2: “aww….f-ckin c-ntslappers”
one of the h-m-s-xual orientation, esp. female who enjoys masturbating her partner.
that chick is a c-ntslapper
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