cunt stubble
constable, slang for policeman, pig, rozzer and so on. can be said to a policeman without them knowing.
good evening, c-nt stubble.
what seems to be the problem?
1. (n.) the growth of minuscule hairs on and around the crotch area of a female. during s-x may cause slight irritation to the skin of the s-xual partner, especially when it is on the shorter side, as it tends to be “pokey” in that stage of growth. in the occasion which the female with c-ntstubble is drunk and proceeding to “hook up” or “run the bases” with a male who is also drunk, the fact that she has c-ntstubble will usually be overlooked and therefore s-xual intercourse will occur, depending on the following things :
a) the level of drunkness or the bac level of the male
b) whether not or the male has partic-p-ted in s-xual activity recently
c) whether or not the female realizes how unattractive the male is, or vis-versa, and
d) of course, what types of alcoholic beverages were consumed, since that will determine if one of the partners will vomit as a result of the fast-paced movement of s-xual intercourse.
2. (n.) an ingenious insult devised by two amazing and usually intelligent girls from south carolina. generally refers to an annoying young male that mistakenly believes that he is superior to the general population, when he happens to actually be far inferior than most people, even more so than the drunkest b-m on upper king street. most effective when used by a female in a drunken argument with a previous male lover (as described above), as in induces great volumes of laughter from the onlookers of the bantering or anyone else that is fortunate enough to overhear it.
1. man, i was so hammered last night, that chick i tapped definitely had some bad c-ntstubble- check out that rash above my d-ck!
2.
boy -“you’re a dumb f-cking drunk b-tch!”
girl -“yeah? well f-ck you, c-ntstubble!”
onlookers- “oooohhh sh-t!” (laugher)
noun: a police woman who shaves her p-b-s.
there is a rumour going around in the police station canteen, that inspector jones is a cunstubble.
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