cunt-stunting
the female version of c-ck-blocking.
“jane is totally c-nt-stunting me!”
the female version of “c-ck blocking” typically used for unusually aggressive girls when unwanted attention is being given.
“i don’t think i’m going to come out with you guys tonight. i want to enjoy myself and i know if kay is there she’s going to be all over me.”
“should i distract her?”
“if you don’t mind, a c-nt stunt would definitely do the trick.”
“i’ll see what i can do, no promises though…”
“c’mon krista you can do it, c-nt stunting’s a breeze”
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