cunt swab
an effective jab towards a man when he is behaving in an obviously less than masculine manner. this term is far more insulting than “douchebag”.
-disclaimer: someone really needs to earn this t-tle. no w-lly-nilly usage, please.
teddy: “did you see that shirtless, italian guy cruising in his convertible mitsubishi spyder while blasting rihanna? what a c-nt swab, right?”
iris: “absolutely. textbook definition.”
one who consistanly, and effortlessly, ruins the fun in a social setting; typically by acting hysterical and moody.
why do you invite that c-nt swab f-ckball fred over on poker night, he just cries like a little b-tch when we beat the sh-t out of him and pour molten iron in his -ss. f-ck that guy.
1. the male member, an instrument used to thoroughly “clean out” a woman’s v-g-n-.
2. a particularly pathetic individual.
1. i didn’t know whether i could marry him, til i saw his mean c-nt swab, that is.
2. man, that f-cking c-nt swab ate the last oreo!
derogitory comment about someone
jesus mark, yer a dirty c-ntswab!
yo momma!
1) a term referring to a self-importantjack-ss.
2) by extension, a person so socially r-t-rded that they’ve literally collapsed the scope of social skill to the point that they excel at being able to suck the life out of any social situation, but because they are known for being pathetic and b-tch over reality, most people pretend to enjoy their company simply to keep them from giving empty suicide speeches in the middle of their parties.
buddy: who is the f-ckhead scr-w-ng with my stereo?!?
guy: huh? oh, that’s jane’s cousin. just moved here from like, alaska and she wanted him to make some new friends.
buddy: well if he doesn’t stop d-cking around with my stuff i’m kicking his -ss out.
guy: just leave him alone. he spills beer tears like a baby when people bug him.
buddy: -sigh- f-cking c-nt swab.
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