Cunt Ton
exactly 1000 f-ck tons. the largest unit of measurement imaginable. may be either quant-tative or qualitative. an imperial measure, therefore a metric c-nt ton may be larger.
dude 1: that’s a sh-t ton of stuff. no, bigger than that, a f-ck ton.
dude 2: no, that’s like 1,000 f-ck tons. i’d call that a c-nt ton.
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