Cunt Trumpet
p-ssy farts. after a good, hard f-ck that pumps a lot of air into the v-g-n-, the sound that emerges from a woman’s birth c-n-l. guaranteed to make you laugh. unlike their rectal counterparts, p-ssy farts do not smell.
“what a c-nt trumpet! she’s the louis armstrong of queefers! play ‘freebird!'”
vuvuzela
i couldn’t hear the commentary over the f-cking c-nt trumpet
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