cuntaloupe
slang term for one of the best tasting melons.
thirty years ago my cousin jim was about 18 and he came home about 4 in the morning, and he was kind of drunk, and his dad was standing there in the kitchen and jim said, “dad, do we have any c-ntaloupe?” and his dad said, “jim, you’ve been hanging around andy too much”
the large bubble in a woman’s pants directly below her belt. the name is derived from the visual similarity to a cantaloupe being stuffed into the woman’s pants around the “c-nt”. it is usually found in overweight middle aged women who work in various office settings. see also fupa.
i went to the dentist today and when the receptionist stood up it looked like a canteloupe was stuffed in the front of her pants. she had a huge c-ntaloupe.
a lukewarm cantaloupe intended for pleasing a lonely person…let your imagination wander……
i did not have s-xual intercourse with my date last night, so i got with my “c-ntaloupe” instead… (pelvic thrust)
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