cuntambasticle
the t-st-cl- that hangs the highest or has the least elasticity; directly contrasts the tambasticle, which hangs the lowest. in a group of two or three t-st-cl-s, the c-ntambasticle may often be neglected in the shifting and scratching process, which is potentially hazardous and can lead to disappearance. the c-ntambasticle is the last to enter the mouth during a teabag.
while one c-ntambasticle is normal, the highly unorthodox phenomenon of two may cause shrinkage or effeminate behavior as a result of retreating up into the body cavity.
for the last time, i don’t care if your c-ntambasticle smells like oranges.
f-ck me, arf is acting like such a pansy. i bet he has two c-ntambasticles.
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