cuntarded
a mixture of “c-nt” and “r-t-rded”. most likely to be said at someone who’s acting whorrishly stupid.
-at a party-
brittney spears: whooo i’m sooo drunk i think i’ll sleep with justin timberlake.
justin timberlake: d-mnit britney stop acting c-ntarded you look like a fool.
(cun•tar•did)
1. when you are so much of an ugly, r-t-rded wh-r-, that someone must describe you as all three in this one simple word.
2. when you are a girl with a v-g-n- that is bacteria infected, sti infected, or just gross looking. then that c-nt would be r-t-rded. hence: c-ntarded.
example for definition 1;
spencer: i saw a girl that was a wh-r-, and she was slow too!
ashton: was it lauren? i head she was really c-ntarded.
example for definition 2;
britney: i saw that girl in the shower last night, and her v-g-n- was so disgusting. it had pimples, and smelled like sh-t.
lauren: man, that must have been one c-ntarded v-g-n-.
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