cuntbag shitstain ex
a c-ntbag sh-tstain ex is a person one used to be involved with. at the end of the relationship, they tend to dredge up anything bad from your past (minimum of five years prior and on back) in an attempt to make themselves look/feel better/superior.
usually you’ll be in a long-term relationship with a c-ntbag sh-tstain and not even know it until you get into court proceedings. that is typically when the dominant c-ntbag sh-tstain personality traits tend to manifest.
that c-ntbag sh-tstain ex of mine went through storage boxes in the attic, found my diaries from as far back as when i was thirteen, and is trying to submit them to the court as “evidence” of my character. wtf? i’m almost 40 now!
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