cuntblasting


where several people get together and text one person (who is preferrably not present) at the exact same time with messages that all use the word “c-nt” but generally follow a specific theme. this must be quick and painless and done by a large group of people at one time, blindsiding the victim. one text per person is all that is needed. n-body cares if you have more “good ones.” save it for next time.

the novelty and spirit of the game is lost if you send a text on your own with a “c-nt” message just because you thought it was funny. it’s not; at that point it’s just profane and tasteless. when a group of people do it to one unsuspecting person, then only is it hilarious and perfectly acceptable.
we’re c-ntblasting grandma with disney movie t-tles, i’m going with either “the jungle c-nt.” you should definitely go with “the little merc-nt” or “a c-nt’s life”

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