Cuntboggled
when you are having s-x with a woman, you think you are in her v-g-n-, but in all reality you have slipped into her -ss. they key thing is that she doesn’t mind, and you don’t notice until it is over.
i was nailing this chick and blew my load. when i pulled out i was all brown and it was smelly. i got completely c-ntboggled.
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