cuntbreeder
1: slang term used by some childfree people for a particularly intolerable form of female breeder who acts like a condescending b-tch around childfree people, insists that everyone caters to their child’s every whim, brings babies to inappropriate venues like bars, fine restaurants or r rated movies and then ignores them when they start screaming, demands that coworkers without children cover their workload and/or or give up holiday vacation slots, changes diapers on public table tops, turns into a raging lunatic if their choice to breed is not endlessly praised and both acts like a martyr and insists that having children is the only path to fulfillment in life.
“so i went to see the midnight showing of django unchained and some c-ntbreeder brought an infant. i can’t believe how inconsiderate people can be.”
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