cuntbutler
1. a more offensive and humourous insult that “c-nt” on its own.
2. a man who is “p-ssy whipped” or overly controlled by his girlfriend. he spends excessive time with his girlfriend and will wait on her c-nt like alfred on bruce wayne. similar to a wom or wombat.
1. hey mate, i just wanted to say i’m sorry for hitting you the other day.
f-ck off c-ntbutler!
2. sorry mate, i can’t make it out tonight. i’m going to stay home and watch dvds with tiff.
man, you’re such a c-ntbutler. do you ever leave the house these days?
someone who is a c-nt
stop with your c-ntery, you c-ntbutler
that man, right there, is an awful c-ntbutler
man, i had the worst day at work today. my boss, who is a right c-ntbutler, was riding my -ss all day making me do all this cr-ppy filing n sh-t
a more rare c-ntbutler is the man who worships at the alter of m-ff and devotes himself to the cl-toral arts.
he’s an ugly little sod but he has the patience of an accomplished c-ntbutler.
a c-ntbutler is the type of man who hasn’t got the courage to be a complete c-nt but acts as a cheerleader to a c-nt he wishes he could be.
he’s a typical middle management c-ntbutler.
tony blair is such a c-ntbutler.
he thinks he’s the dogs b-ll-cks but he’s really just a c-ntbutler.
a derogatory term implying inferior status to that of a standard c-nt.
{literal} man-servant to one who is a c-nt
“poor form, sir. truly, thou art a c-ntbutler”
“f-ck off, you f-cking c-ntbutler!”
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