cunted
an strongly altered state of mind, induced no doubt by the ingestion of chemical substances.
geezer x: how was last night?
geezer y: mate, i was absolutely c-nted!!
very drunk
we staggered out of this bar at 2am – absolutely c-nted
c-nted very drunk.!
jesus mun you were f-cking c-nted last night.!
c-nted; is to be punished for a wrong doing by a person of female gender, where in they will leap up above you (or wait above doorways to c-nt you unexpectedly) and drop down onto you, at which point you would then disappear into the genitalia of this female.
jack: “you’re going to be late for physics; you’re going to get c-nted.”
alex: (walks into a physics lesson late) “hi miss, sorry i am late…”
teacher: (c-nts alex) “and then he’s gone”.
extremely alcoholised: regrettably.
(the next morning)
“jesus wept, i’m c-nted, did i f-ck you?”
“yes”
“get out of my bed”
f-cked off yer trolley
p-ssed as a fart
completely w-nked
check his eyes….he’s ‘c-nted’
a replacement word for broken or wrecked.
1. f-ck, i shouldn’t have driven my car over that cliff. now its c-nted.
2. i left my paper hat collection out in the rain last night and now its c-nted.
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