cunteloupe
a melon used as a masturbatory device. see melonball.
the man gravy inside revealed that the watermelon had been used as a c-nteloupe.
another word for “c-nt.”
combining the words “c-nt” and “cantaloupe.”
invented by vi.
girl 1: “can i like, borrow these shoes? i have a hot date tonight.”
girl 2: “no! they’re my favorite pair. besides, like, your feet are too big.”
girl 1: “whatever… c-nteloupe.”
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