cuntfused


guys confused about women in general. having trouble which girl to choose, relationship-wise.
“i don’t know which girl i should choose. i’m so c-ntfused!”
as clueless as a woman
im so f-cking c-ntfused
confused because you are a woman.
“that woman with the power tool was very c-ntfused.”
you are c-ntfused. because you are calling the wrong person a c-nt.

you, yourself just may be the c-nt.
c-ntfused.
when you are angry and confused at the same time. people tend to say ‘c-nt’ when angry and im confused when confused. c-ntfused was born
oh d-mn! i’m so c-ntfused! 0_o
adj.
def. a.when a guy admits he is gay, but continuously hits on his “f-g hags”, in the remote chance they will give it up. can apply in same manner to lesbians. this usually happens after said h-m-s-xual hasn’t been in a relationship, and hasn’t recently had s-xual encounters. b. also explains a beings s-xual dyslexia.
f-g hag a: “shorty sure has been making comments and being touchy feely lately!”
f-g hag b: “oh no, sugar daddy must be on “vacation” again! don’t worry he’s just c-ntfused now!”
f-g hag a: ” i know right, i sure hope he get’s some d-ck soon, he is tearing up my nerves!”
shorty: “i’m not gay, i’m s-xually dyslexic right now, and i just love everybody! c’mere baby!”
being unsure of oneself. confused to the extreme.
i was so c-ntfused when she called me an -ssbasket.

Read Also:

  • Cuntpunching

    act of a female punching her own v-g-n-. normally done to prevent doing something they will regret. person 1: did you see ashley c-ntpunching yesterday? person 2: yeah, i heard she was trying to not eat. when your hooker aint servicing you properly and you beat her unwilling -ss. when shaneqwa only sucked the tip, […]

  • Cup of water

    a stupid person who acts overly intelligent without being intelligent themself. “did you see the president’s state of the union? what a cup of water!”

  • curmidget

    1. an angry midget who is aggressive or pregnant. also in relation to a midget dealing with bipolar disorder. 2. a miget-like person who is angered easily, annoying, and or pregnant. – derived from curmudgeon and midget combined: curmidget the curmidget walked into the library and checked out a book on pregnancy sucks for men: […]

  • Curtis Baker

    an talented musician on youtube who plays guitar, piano, b-ss, and drums. curtis baker is awesome.

  • Custard Eyes

    custard eyes is when your scared of the woods at night “stop shining that torch at me, ive got custard eyes” said david


Disclaimer: cuntfused definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.