cunticle
when you finger a girl up a really big mountain in your tent and she squirts and it freezes.
“it’s f-cking freezing in this tent, there’s ice dropping from the roof from our breath.”
“i don’t care, i’m almost there.”
“f-ck yeah, you squirted! whoa, what the f-ck is that? a c-nticle?”
a singular piece of dry crusty mucus that collects around the c-nt lips of elderly women
bob was f-cking his grandmother when he noticed a rough abrasive sensation; he looked down and found his p-n-s being stripped by her filthy c-nticles
when a women thinks she has bigger b-lls than a man she has c-nticles.
she has no problem putting him in his place. she has hugh c-nticles
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