cuntify
verb; to make things all c-nty-like (submitted by a reader of harper’s magazine)
1) “what’s up? are you in a bad mood again? please don’t tell me you’re going to just go ahead and c-ntify our whole night out.”
2) sandy and denise had stopped inviting clarice on outings, as her superior att-tude had a c-ntifying effect.
the act of cleaning up something in a womanly fashion.
my girlfriend had to c-ntify my apartment.
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