cuntilinger
performing oral s-x or fingering a woman’s v-g-n- while you recover from an -rg-sm.
buying time waiting to get an erection again while licking, sucking or fingering your partner’s p-ssy.
“i came so quick i had to c-ntilinger 20 minutes until i got my b-n-r back.”
“i licked and fingered her p-ssy so long my finger got wrinkled!” (c-ntilinger finger)
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