Cuntimeter


adj. the smallest increment of measurement, that you can see with your naked eye, known to man. about the width of a c-nt hair.
dude a- “i was watching that no-talent, left-hand turning, waste of a sport, they call nascar the other day and the 2 best left-turners were red-neck-and-neck to the finish line. there must have been mere inches between first and second place!”

dude b- “i saw it dude. but it was closer than that! it was only about a c-ntimeter of difference on the photo replay!”

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