Cunting The Lads


colloquial expression when in a group of marauding male friends, one deliberately goes out of his way to do mis-deeds to the others.

it’s often argued, generally by the lad doing the c-nting that: “the lads always c-nt each other”. depending on the level of impropriety the other lads will agree or disagree.
giles c-nted the lads by breaking wind in the back of the taxi at the beginning of a 40 minute journey.

tomkin c-nted the lads by organizing an excellent bbq for himself, and not inviting the lads.

oswaldo c-nted ellsworth, and said “but the lads always c-nt each other!”, when he slept with ellsworth’s ex-girlfriend and told everyone about her oversized v-lv-; and replied to ellsworth’s loving text messages while getting a soapy t-tw-nk from ellsworth’s ex-girlfriend.

c-nting the lads became standard practice, on the lads last trip to ibiza, this included p-ssing in each other’s pockets in urinals, and compet-tively c-ck-blocking any lad having success with a bint.

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