cuntius maximus
a term of endearment used to describe a girl with a f-nny so big, that intercourse resembles throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
boyfriend: i love you, my c-ntius maximus.
girlfriend: yeah, great.
oversized v-g-n-l muscles which can be used as a deterent for a p-n-s if trained well.
“dude there was no way in. her c-ntius maximus were jst too strong.”
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