cuntlord
one who is unable to detect sarcasm and is wholly oblivious to irony and facetiousness.
mf_nerg is a c-ntlord because he thought people saying shakira were ska were serious.
a c-nt lord is somebody, male or female, who has a lot of s-x with women but who also undeniably possesses sith-like abilities, particularly in bed, therefore making him/her really awesome to have s-x with but also extremely powerful and dangerous.
justine: “hey, see that guy over there? he’s hot, i totally want to f-ck him.”
jocelyn: “ooh, be careful lisa. i heard that he’s a c-nt lord.”
justine: “a c-nt lord?!?!?!?”
having many “c-nts” surrounding you many hours throughout the day
-or-
having a huge v-g-n- across your forehead, cuz yous a b-tch!
d-mn, f-ck that c-ntlord jack, he hangs out with a bunch of f-gs.
like a slum lord but the owner is a m-ssive c-nt.
“fionas is a c-nt lord ” said ian
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