Cuntlumbo
a woman, usually on her rag, that investigates, interrogates and or psycho-n-lyzes everything a man says or communicates to her. usually, this has to do with the man’s whereabouts or who he’s -ssociating with. however, because this is female rationale, it really can be about anything, and is usually unjustifed and unwarranted.
him: “sorry i’m late, i stopped in for drinks after work”
her: “where did you stop in at? what time did you get there? how long were you there?” who was with you? did you f-ck some sl-t too? i bet it was that wh-r- lisa from your office”
him: “holy sh-t c-ntlumbo, should i get a f-ckin lawyer or what?”
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