cuntnundrum
when a priest is caught having s-x with a nun, and he has to save face with his parish community
father o’thomas sure got himself into a c-ntnundrum when he had s-x with sister o’hillary shea during bingo last night.
noun; a decision that precludes one from getting any p-ssy that night.
dude 1: man, i’ve got this awesome gig tonight across town, but my girlfriend is just getting back from a week-long business trip and is she going to be h-rny. i want to bang the h-ll out of her, but this gig could be our big break and if i go there’s no way i’m getting any! what do i do?
dude 2: dude, that’s quite the c-ntnundrum.
dude 1: i’ve got a final in the morning and the old lady wants to get it on. if i bang her brains out the way she likes it, i’ll crash for sure and fail the test.
dude 2: last time i was faced with such a c-ntnundrum, i banged my old lady and then begged for an extension.
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