Cuntography
the art of capturing the beauty of a c-nt on film or still image.
i like looking at c-nts, so i will study c-ntography, and become a c-ntographer.
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when a man has his gentleman tackle cupped and his rod tugged by another person, whether of the same s-x or the opposite. can be performed as a solo act, however is frowned upon. mathew: “damien i would greatly appreciate a cup n tug!” damien: “well present the goods, i cant let you do it […]
- central rock
an amalgam of all and any form of music, put forth in a form of rock. often political. started in gothemburg, sweden. the virgins play powerful central rock
- Ceramic phone to God
the toilet, when vomiting. known as such due to the noises coming from the bathroom. that, and having your flatmates asking you “how’s g-d?” the next morning. “aw g-d!” -bleurgh-
- Cerebellum'd
to be attacked by a man in a small pod atop a large brain with an eyepatch. i found some brains after i was cerebellum’d by the children!-man. being slapped down by a witty comeback when someone is smarter than you, commonly when you ask out the quarterman . invented by my hero strong bad […]
- CHALMBY
abbreviation for come here and let me blow you when i’m h-rny at work i send my boss an email that has chalmby written in it somewhere so that he knows to call me into his office for a private head storming session where the issue gets licked.