cuntplant
in woman’s gymnastics, a special balance beam maneuver in which the gymnast launches herself into the air before forcibly landing directly upon her genitals, usually resulting in an ebullient crowd reaction.
the move originated as a catastrophic accident in the 1912 olympics in stockholm, sweden, with top members of the gymnastics community referring to it’s occurrence as everything from “anticlimactic” to “a failure of -rg-smic proportions.” over the course of the last century, however, this has become one of the most beloved moves in all of gymnastics.
i wonder if kelly will have the b-lls to go for the c-ntplant in her routine.
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