cuntract


being in a relationship; having a girlfriend.
hey mike you coming to the party tonight? jimmy’s bringing some girls that are down to party. why you offering me this? you know i’m under c-ntract.
a cross between c-nt and contract, generally used to express the only reason a particular loser would get some:
she hooked up with ben? d-mn, what kind of c-ntract did she sign?

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