cuntrodamus
a girlfriend or inimate female partner who predicts your behavior or the outcome of your decision making
man: ” my father is coming over tomorrow”
woman : ” you teo are just going to get drunk
and start arguing, then go to the
stripclub ”
man : “is that right c-ntrodamus”
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