cuntry boner


maynard james keenan’s only way to describe his insane s-xual fetish for country music artists. it’s basically where his p-n-s gets so hard that it is glowing red hot, then he goes and finds wynona judd and her mommy and really lays down the law of maynards d-ck.
i f-cked willie nelson
i f-cked him deep inside
i f-cked elvis presley in the bathroom where he died
i f-cked dwight yoak-m

johnny cash grabbed his ankles and he hollered when i poked him
i f-cked the judds!
i f-cked the judds!

my c-ntry b-n-r…it won’t go down!

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