cuntstructive
adjective.
1. a type of advice from either a male or female instructing a female as to the best practices for her v-g-n-. these may include which condoms are best for women, which wax salons do a good job, which position most quickly leads to -rg-sm, etc.
2. the way a “wingman” helps you get laid- for instance being an -ss himself so that you can look good in comparison, taking away the potential c-ck-block friends, or telling her how amazing the guy is.
hey, dear, my six month anniversary is coming up and my cooch needs some c-ntstructive advice. do you have the number for that awesome bikini wax salon?
he was so c-ntstructive on thursday that he distracted seven baptist friends so i could get with her.
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