cuntsuck
slang for c-nn-l-ng-s as practised by adolescents and pre-adolescents in the north of england. mainly because they think they invented themselves and don’t know the correct term.
bored boy to equally bored girl:
“eh, sharon, you wanna coom up the fields for a c-ntsuck”
girl to boy:
“watevva, but doan expect me to w-nk you off, smeghead”
b: “how about sucking me?
g: “in your dreams, cheese-d-ck”
b: “ok, but doan blame me if i get bored and stop just before you come”.
g: “just try it, wayne”
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