cuntus maximus
a variation of the word c-nt. can be used when you want to sound more sophisticated when using what is arguably the most offensive term know to the language.
it makes use of sounding a bit latin, when in reality it can be deciphered as calling someone a m-ssive c-nt, big c-nt, or of someone being such a c-nt, that they could not be more of a c-nt if they tried.
for example, ” look at ian, c-ntus maximus if you ask me
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