cunty brown dock
a c-nty brown dock is a rare sight even on hardcore scat movies. it involves a man or woman expelling a t-rd from his/her -n-s into the v-g-n- of a receiving partic-p-nt lady. brown docking is a more hygenic s-xual practise and more commonly observed in scat movies. the c-nty brown dock is less favoured owing to the extreme hygienic implications. a t-rd being a bacterial m-ss of sh-t which can be the route cause of infection and disease.
female scat p-rn stars receive as much as u.s.$5000 for allowing a t-rd to be p-ssed directly into (their) v-g-n-.
sandra who was working as a scat p-rn star in las vegas, was deeply in debt to drug dealers, so she decided that evening to take a c-nty brown dock. she realised the risks, but had bought a large v-g-n-l douche for use afterwards to wash out the steaming sh-t from her v-g-n-.
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