Cunty McFuck


c-nty mcf-ck is a mythical creature who is the root cause behind every unachieveable task, and will often go out of their way to just plain f-ck you arround. c-nty mcf-ck and nick kershaw have never been seen together…..wierd
– after rounding off a bolt head or inflicting a nice wound to your hand when a spanner slips

“ahh for f-ck sake, c-nty mcf-ck has been here again”
an exclamation used by kangaroo point natives to describe surprise or pain, maybe even disappointment. it is generally accepted that c-ntymcf-ck is far less offensive than its relatives c-nt !! or f-ck. also basis of an awsome brand cmf
“c-ntymcf-ck i hit my thumb with a sledge hammer”

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