cup tribulation
the sense of disappointment when a girl’s br–sts are substantially less impressive than had been inferred from the dimensions of her bra.
“what did you and lance do on sat-rday night?”
“we went to the drive in and got into some petting – i let him take my bra off but i could see that he experienced some cup tribulation.”
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