cupboard
the holiest of holies, the place all men aspire to be. often paired with large, flappy l-b– known as “beef curtains.” the appearance of the cooter is usually heralded by the distinct reek of low tide.
lauren’s cupboard smelled like an octopus and resembled a bearded axe wound.
r kelly’s next destination after finally getting out of the closet. a place that depicts having no escape and or freedom!
geoffrey is in the cupboard.
no one wants to talk with a person with such a name.
the place where we put things we don’t like.
“rory, take hitler and put him in that cupboard over there.” -doctor who
used as a reference towards young or underage girls that are aesthetically pleasing.
while at work the other day, we heard martin shout “cupboard”, we turned to see a group of girls walking through the meat aisle. they’re underage martin, i said.
yes but a few years in the cupboard will see them fit for consumption.
a girl with a nice -ss
girl your cupboard have a n-gg- lost for words
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