Cupboard Rat


a cupboard rat is a rat that seemingly lives under your sink, and will hop out to snag any scr-p that falls on the floor. you can buys the cupboard rat and cupboard rat xt at your local wal-mart for $500.
me: throws a pizza scr-p on the floor…

cupboard rat: hops out and snags the scr-p quickly bringing it back to its cave and devouring it.

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