cupcaked

the act of cupping a pungent fart in the palm of your hand. then presenting it to the nearest persons face and opening your hand, so the fart is released directly under the targets nose.
other variations include farting in a buscuit tin and quickly shutting the lid. leaving a viscous mantrap for the next buscuit nibbler.
a fathers favourite for his own children’s visiting school friends. (see my brother in law)
“want a buscuit?…aaargh!, you dirty -%!!!, you just cupcaked me.
a firm favouite for people who have just started seeing each other.
– see also: dutch oven

when a male finishes on a females face and throws a handful of sprinkles on it while yelling “cupcake”!
after giving me a bl-wj-b, i cupcaked her with rainbow sprinkles.
having smoked so much marijuana as to be rendered useless to the world, but having a d-mn good time in the process. often includes laughing until one wheezes and/or an inability to open one’s eyes.
jess: look at aj over there…she won’t stop laughing and she can’t open her eyes.
jenni: yeah, that b-tch is cupcaked.
when a girl gets back handed in her v-g-n-.
ouch! my v-g-n- hurts because i just got cupcaked! and i didn’t even get any frosting!
an information technology (it) term synonymous with “fubar”, “blown up”, “crashed”, “shat itself”, “bombed out”, etc, referring to the failure of an it hardware or software component. generally used as a polite and non-alarming way of informing the customer that the system is, in fact, hosed.

due the negative nature of most it disasters and the -ssociated negative terminology thereof, many customers may like their minds put at ease through the use of “nicer” terminology.

examples:
i’m sorry to tell you that this server is completely cupcaked; the motherboard is fried and we can’t find a replacement.

the software installer cupcaked so we’ll have to start over with a fresh image.

flashing the rom on this old controller could be dangerous, let’s just hope it doesn’t cupcake!
having large b–bs and/or a big -ss or just being thick
man,shes cupcaked up?

shes cupcaked as h-ll!
having smoked so much marijuana as to be rendered useless to the world, but having a d-mn good time in the process. often includes laughing until one wheezes and/or an inability to open one’s eyes.
jess: look at aj over there…she won’t stop laughing and she can’t open her eyes.
jenni: yeah, that b-tch is cupcaked.