Cupped Fart
when you reach into your pants, pull apart your hairy -ss cheeck, put your cupped hands in there, release the fart, and now its at your control. now release on any victims or your own nose. do as you please. :d
as the heated fart fell into my cupped dirty hands,i smiled as i had the power to release my quadoba fart on anyone i please. now thats a cupped fart!
Read Also:
- Stoke-on-Trent
city in central england that is home to the most violent and hardened football fans in the country. everyone that comes to stoke should cower in fear. officially the worst city in england and in the worst county staffordshire. anyone who doesn’t like the place can f-ck off back up their -rs-holes where they crawled […]
- stomp kick
to knock someone down and to stomp on their face instead of kicking. from the pennsylvania ghetto of lightstreet. that chicken head p-ssed me off so bad i’m gunna stomp kick her -ss.
- Stoner Deeds
the very generous deeds a stoner/pothead does before the occasional toke of marijuana(cannabis/sativa) to feel less guilty(if at all) of using this illegal substance. hernando:yo kian do you wanna go get super f-ckin blazed? kian:yea, let me go wash the dishes first. hernando:oh right, cant toke without them stoner deeds!
- structural poo
an exceptionally well compacted log, long and hard enough to bridge the u-bend in the toilet. occasional specimens are of sufficient length to breach the surface of the water; all are highly resistant to flushing. a free-standing monument to an epic lavatory achievement, that may last for days. she had closed the cubicle door and […]
- East Alton
a small town in illinois a p-ssing distance away from st. louis. its made up of a bunch of wannabe black people who are now getting there -sses kicked by real black people that are moving in from alton. there are the occasional skater/biker kids around but no-one pays attention to them so they turned […]