curancer


pondering whether or not a random item has unfound medicinal value; thinking that a simple item seen in every day life could be the cure to a deeply vexing or terminal disease; the somewhat insulting contemplation that if you randomly chose items and tested them, you would probably stumble on the cure for diseases, like aids or cancer, more quickly than the medical research community
holy b-lls, look at that caterpillar.

eew, weird, it’s like fluorescent.

what if it could like cure cancer? i bet the cure is something simple like that.

you’re so high dude. total curancer.

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