curb monkey


young, impressionable (scantily dressed) females who hang around trying to get rides on the back of motorcycles.

also can be the girlfriend of a motorcycle rider. him in full riding gear, her in a tank top with her thong hanging out the back of her jeans.

originates from the expression ‘having a monkey on your back”.
there goes jim on his kawi with a curb monkey hanging off of him like a lemur.
groupies to the motorcycle world , these are the girls who line the curbs waiting for guys to take them for a ride.
the guy on the v-rod gets alot of booty from the curb monkeys.

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